View Full Version : Once upon a time (a.k.a 'savour the awfulness part2!")
Maxxed_Ross
21st December 2005, 09:32 AM
Once upon a time there was a gerbil who created webcams to *fornicate*. But big Dave objected and proceeded to assemble Tesco related shares. This development created putrid resonance from the underarm area. Resulting popcorn burst-to-reveal goblins, big Si wasn't perturbed however. Meanwhile scientists, nurses, gynecologists puzzled over wolfman, whilst the men in black were skipping happily around communist mulberry bushes with skirts and dracula let globalisation reign. Down in Chinatown, orange, radioactive monkeys enjoyed kontraband water whilst artificially flanged cockroaches diligently sang.
Tissues moronically threw tantrums understandably, creating twins of gophers who tunneled manically deep badgers farted. Stunned marshmallows decided reluctantly to annihilate Sellafield, starting biblical Armaggeddon around tea-time. Colonel theodopolopodiss was eating a catalogue of underpants inside FRCC headquarters, causing Blair to laugh.
The wrestling monks' rostrum collapsed sideways, triggering the other monks to sing HIGH-HO and YMCA joyfully. Suddenly, grease lightning struck wheelie-bins cloning council bin-men, the resulting force of MP3's from Kazaa Lite V2.4.2 was very promising indeed. The local Hitman decided to Glasgow kiss the rainman and run to Robocop screaming.
The Pope pulled up outside Haddows hastily checking his skullcap before falling over a Ned, causing friction between him and Le'Coq-sportif merkins. Fluffy McBunny exploded floppy iguanas gonads creating mild cheese crackers to munch.
Meanwhile, Tamiya gurus smell terrible and fail to sleep. Colonel Gaddafi's afro comb snapped a baby buggy propshaft, terrorising toddlers. Tesco trolley's mutilated Citroen diesel smoke, C4's rusted wheelarch and Bodywork.
Osama Bin Laden farted pineapples, bananas, kiwi and hard-boiled-eggs out his crack.
ford_fanatic
22nd December 2005, 09:46 AM
Once upon a time there was a gerbil who created webcams to *fornicate*. But big Dave objected and proceeded to assemble Tesco related shares. This development created putrid resonance from the underarm area. Resulting popcorn burst-to-reveal goblins, big Si wasn't perturbed however. Meanwhile scientists, nurses, gynecologists puzzled over wolfman, whilst the men in black were skipping happily around communist mulberry bushes with skirts and dracula let globalisation reign. Down in Chinatown, orange, radioactive monkeys enjoyed kontraband water whilst artificially flanged cockroaches diligently sang.
Tissues moronically threw tantrums understandably, creating twins of gophers who tunneled manically deep badgers farted. Stunned marshmallows decided reluctantly to annihilate Sellafield, starting biblical Armaggeddon around tea-time. Colonel theodopolopodiss was eating a catalogue of underpants inside FRCC headquarters, causing Blair to laugh.
The wrestling monks' rostrum collapsed sideways, triggering the other monks to sing HIGH-HO and YMCA joyfully. Suddenly, grease lightning struck wheelie-bins cloning council bin-men, the resulting force of MP3's from Kazaa Lite V2.4.2 was very promising indeed. The local Hitman decided to Glasgow kiss the rainman and run to Robocop screaming.
The Pope pulled up outside Haddows hastily checking his skullcap before falling over a Ned, causing friction between him and Le'Coq-sportif merkins. Fluffy McBunny exploded floppy iguanas gonads creating mild cheese crackers to munch.
Meanwhile, Tamiya gurus smell terrible and fail to sleep. Colonel Gaddafi's afro comb snapped a baby buggy propshaft, terrorising toddlers. Tesco trolley's mutilated Citroen diesel smoke, C4's rusted wheelarch and Bodywork.
Osama Bin Laden farted pineapples, bananas, kiwi and hard-boiled-eggs out his crack. Consequently
Leon_Ritchie
22nd December 2005, 10:06 PM
Once upon a time there was a gerbil who created webcams to *fornicate*. But big Dave objected and proceeded to assemble Tesco related shares. This development created putrid resonance from the underarm area. Resulting popcorn burst-to-reveal goblins, big Si wasn't perturbed however. Meanwhile scientists, nurses, gynecologists puzzled over wolfman, whilst the men in black were skipping happily around communist mulberry bushes with skirts and dracula let globalisation reign. Down in Chinatown, orange, radioactive monkeys enjoyed kontraband water whilst artificially flanged cockroaches diligently sang.
Tissues moronically threw tantrums understandably, creating twins of gophers who tunneled manically deep badgers farted. Stunned marshmallows decided reluctantly to annihilate Sellafield, starting biblical Armaggeddon around tea-time. Colonel theodopolopodiss was eating a catalogue of underpants inside FRCC headquarters, causing Blair to laugh.
The wrestling monks' rostrum collapsed sideways, triggering the other monks to sing HIGH-HO and YMCA joyfully. Suddenly, grease lightning struck wheelie-bins cloning council bin-men, the resulting force of MP3's from Kazaa Lite V2.4.2 was very promising indeed. The local Hitman decided to Glasgow kiss the rainman and run to Robocop screaming.
The Pope pulled up outside Haddows hastily checking his skullcap before falling over a Ned, causing friction between him and Le'Coq-sportif merkins. Fluffy McBunny exploded floppy iguanas gonads creating mild cheese crackers to munch.
Meanwhile, Tamiya gurus smell terrible and fail to sleep. Colonel Gaddafi's afro comb snapped a baby buggy propshaft, terrorising toddlers. Tesco trolley's mutilated Citroen diesel smoke, C4's rusted wheelarch and Bodywork.
Osama Bin Laden farted pineapples, bananas, kiwi and hard-boiled-eggs out his crack. Consequently arousing
mikeyl
4th January 2006, 03:20 AM
Once upon a time there was a gerbil who created webcams to *fornicate*. But big Dave objected and proceeded to assemble Tesco related shares. This development created putrid resonance from the underarm area. Resulting popcorn burst-to-reveal goblins, big Si wasn't perturbed however. Meanwhile scientists, nurses, gynecologists puzzled over wolfman, whilst the men in black were skipping happily around communist mulberry bushes with skirts and dracula let globalisation reign. Down in Chinatown, orange, radioactive monkeys enjoyed kontraband water whilst artificially flanged cockroaches diligently sang.
Tissues moronically threw tantrums understandably, creating twins of gophers who tunneled manically deep badgers farted. Stunned marshmallows decided reluctantly to annihilate Sellafield, starting biblical Armaggeddon around tea-time. Colonel theodopolopodiss was eating a catalogue of underpants inside FRCC headquarters, causing Blair to laugh.
The wrestling monks' rostrum collapsed sideways, triggering the other monks to sing HIGH-HO and YMCA joyfully. Suddenly, grease lightning struck wheelie-bins cloning council bin-men, the resulting force of MP3's from Kazaa Lite V2.4.2 was very promising indeed. The local Hitman decided to Glasgow kiss the rainman and run to Robocop screaming.
The Pope pulled up outside Haddows hastily checking his skullcap before falling over a Ned, causing friction between him and Le'Coq-sportif merkins. Fluffy McBunny exploded floppy iguanas gonads creating mild cheese crackers to munch.
Meanwhile, Tamiya gurus smell terrible and fail to sleep. Colonel Gaddafi's afro comb snapped a baby buggy propshaft, terrorising toddlers. Tesco trolley's mutilated Citroen diesel smoke, C4's rusted wheelarch and Bodywork.
Osama Bin Laden farted pineapples, bananas, kiwi and hard-boiled-eggs out his crack. Consequently arousing donkey
ford_fanatic
4th January 2006, 03:54 PM
Once upon a time there was a gerbil who created webcams to *fornicate*. But big Dave objected and proceeded to assemble Tesco related shares. This development created putrid resonance from the underarm area. Resulting popcorn burst-to-reveal goblins, big Si wasn't perturbed however. Meanwhile scientists, nurses, gynecologists puzzled over wolfman, whilst the men in black were skipping happily around communist mulberry bushes with skirts and dracula let globalisation reign. Down in Chinatown, orange, radioactive monkeys enjoyed kontraband water whilst artificially flanged cockroaches diligently sang.
Tissues moronically threw tantrums understandably, creating twins of gophers who tunneled manically deep badgers farted. Stunned marshmallows decided reluctantly to annihilate Sellafield, starting biblical Armaggeddon around tea-time. Colonel theodopolopodiss was eating a catalogue of underpants inside FRCC headquarters, causing Blair to laugh.
The wrestling monks' rostrum collapsed sideways, triggering the other monks to sing HIGH-HO and YMCA joyfully. Suddenly, grease lightning struck wheelie-bins cloning council bin-men, the resulting force of MP3's from Kazaa Lite V2.4.2 was very promising indeed. The local Hitman decided to Glasgow kiss the rainman and run to Robocop screaming.
The Pope pulled up outside Haddows hastily checking his skullcap before falling over a Ned, causing friction between him and Le'Coq-sportif merkins. Fluffy McBunny exploded floppy iguanas gonads creating mild cheese crackers to munch.
Meanwhile, Tamiya gurus smell terrible and fail to sleep. Colonel Gaddafi's afro comb snapped a baby buggy propshaft, terrorising toddlers. Tesco trolley's mutilated Citroen diesel smoke, C4's rusted wheelarch and Bodywork.
Osama Bin Laden farted pineapples, bananas, kiwi and hard-boiled-eggs out his crack. Consequently arousing donkey created
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